So I just found myself in the slightest dilemma where one of my so-called friends fucking cheated on his girlfriend away from home. She just happens to be one of my friends as well, which is what happens when you share the same social circle.
Here is Vicki, so you know how stupid Richie is; she’s a great personality with a sexy refined English accent. Beautiful natural looks, not smothered with makeup, and beautiful long straight chestnut hair. She’s also stacked and built for porn beneath the casual veneer of denim and leather. She also has a great sense of humour and can be mature or immature depending on the situation. The girl is a keeper!
The b*o Code: it never quite figured out how you’re supposed to befriend every girl introduced to you only to have to ignore her when she’s then friends with everyone you know and one such b*o is a serial womaniser who seems to pretend that he’s going to grow up every "next time" that comes along.
I met Vicki at the usual haunt this last weekend where she was having drinks with Richie’s s****r when the gobshite turned up and started acting all casual and friendly in front of her, knowing that she knew. They were now split up. I was so angry at the way he played it off that I wanted to kick the shit out of him but I refrained.
They may have only been together a couple of months but that didn’t change anything. Disrespect is disrespect and it shouldn’t be ignored, right?
So later on when Richie was hanging with his s****r, making a fool of himself and trying to pull moves on other girls (I swear if he ever failed he’d probably try it on his own s****r too), I was outside having a couple smokes when Vicki came out crying. I comforted her and managed to halt the tears somewhat but there was no denying how shitty she must have felt.
‘Don’t tell me you loved that prick,’ I consoled. ‘I can’t be sorry for him but you can’t let that shit get to you. It wasn’t that you weren’t good enough for him, trust me. He doesn’t know what he had. He’s a moron!’
‘It doesn’t change what he did, though,’ she sniffed.
‘No, it doesn’t. So maybe you should just go and do the same to him as a Fuck You note…’
She wiped her eyes and smiled. Of course! She thanked me and hugged me tight and forgot about it, or so I thought. Obviously I was stupid to think that, too, no denying.
We went back inside and just as Richie came into sight, Vicki grabbed my hand and approached him with me in tow. I kind of knew where it was headed but just went along anyway. Casually Vicki said goodnight to Richie’s s****r, pecked her on the cheek and then, looking right at Richie, said she was leaving with a real man.
The cherry on top was that she then turned to me and kissed me right on the lips before dragging me off. All I offered Richie was a shit eating grin and a thumbs up, then shouted, ‘I guess she’s over you, eh?!’
Well, shit, I didn’t think she was serious until it transpired she was sharing the same taxi, going in the same direction, to my house. My second clue was when she quite soberly said, ‘no, seriously, fuck it, I’m doing what you suggested and having my fun,’ while unbuckling my belt.
Another little visual aid as to what Vicki looks like. Do you know the porn star, Friday?
Every next move, I found it hard to communicate verbally because all I could think was "Richie is an idiot!"
The way she so seductively undressed: "Richie is an idiot!"
That fucking body on her: "Richie is an idiot!"
The way she kissed me: "Richie is an idiot!"
The way she expertly sucked my cock: "Richie is an idiot!"
I didn’t just fuck her that night, and I’m not going into how we’ve been having rampant monkey sex ever since, but I treated her like a queen, I made love to her body like she had obviously never experienced before…
Because: "Richie is an idiot!"
…and we fell for each other that night after the aggression and the lust for revenge was gone. We probably shouldn’t have, under the circumstances, but we did!
Besides, when a girl like that is in the rapture of ecstacy with everything that you do, as you slide seductively deep inside her pussy and tease her to orgasm, it’s kind of hard not to fall for, especially with this girl that my so-called friend completely wasted.
I think I’m going to have a lot to write about my adventures with Vicki in future. What do you think?