So i have this ladyfriend we will call Charlie who, like me, tends to go long durations without sex. Funny that some pansexuals such as ourselves will be open to anything and then end up with nothing. It’s a matter of standards, it’s a matter of wanting to be single and it’s a matter of simply not being the desperate kind, believe me!
Charlie and I met through friends a few years back and found it funny that not only did we share the same birthday, we were both single for the same duration and had suffered that particular drought for the same amount of time. Well I did end up having sex a few times here and there whereas she just became more reclusive, so if I ever see her it’s at her flat.
Charlie is at a height advantage to me and I’m six feet tall. I think she’s at about 6’2" at the most and with a history in gymnastics she somehow manages to retain good shape despite being a video gamer and cat lover by profession. She has quite the boobs and legs on her despite always dressing to slob out. I’ve spent a bit of time admiring her photos on Facebook, let me tell you. But our friendship was based around mutuality and respect, so it was always platonic and actually still is after we ended up having sex a few months back.
It was just warming up in Spring and I was trying to get her to come out and absorb a little Vitamin D. Of course it takes so long for me to walk to see her that I was too tired to disagree when she refused. We ended up lying on her bed, smoking and talking in between game levels.
Only recently had I come out to her as pansexual, as well, and gradually that made its way into the conversation as she summoned the right words to ask how. HOW?
‘So we’re both the same age, born on the same day, we’re both single and never get any and now we’re both pansexual,’ she said, starting to laugh. ‘You’re just copying me now!’
‘Actually I never told you, did I? How long has it been for you now?’ I asked.
‘Three years!’
‘Yeah, I’ve reset the clock,’ I confessed.
‘What? How?’ she pleaded. Her world imploded. Okay, not so dramatically, she seemed somewhat betrayed.
‘Married woman. I know, I know, I’m not proud, but it was offered and if it makes you feel any better it was awful…’
‘Still,’ Charlie cried, teasing, ‘now I’m all alone. I just can’t be bothered going through the whole socialising thing again and again.’
‘You don’t have to. You’re an attractive lady,’ I assured sympathetically, ‘surely you have friends outside of your usual and immediate non-existent social circle?!’
‘No.’
‘You never have a one-off or a friend with benefits?’ I asked.
‘I would if I didn’t worry you’d think differently of me,’ I then admitted.
‘Really?’ she asked. I nodded sincerely. A smile escaped her lips. ‘Well it’s not like I’d think differently of you, I’d just know differently. Wouldn’t it be weird?’
‘Ha!’ I laughed. ‘Hello! What isn’t weird about us? Sex is sex, though, if you want it, go get it…’
‘Hmmm,’ she contemplated quielty.
‘And another thing, we have so many weird things in common and now it transpires we’re both pansexual; we’d just have something else to add to our weird list of mutual facts!’
‘Would you really though?’ Charlie asked, uncertainly.
‘Hell yeah, always wanted to do it with a taller woman,’ I said with a humouring wink.
I’ll never forget that pause between us before Charlie gave me a look that said ‘why the hell not?’ and began pulling all her own clothes off. ‘Strip,’ she ordered and before long we were butt naked on her bed and flinging clothes and X-Box controllers and cigarette packs aside.
Immediately I was on top of her and she was holding my head by my hair as I left a trail of kisses from her lips to her neck, chest, nipples and stomach, right down to her pussy where I went straight to tongue fucking her and sucking on her clit, hands massaging her tits.
She was so wet that the sound of my tongue lapping against her labia filled the room and as I buried my tongue inside her I was met with a flood of juices.
‘Jesus, you get wet really fast,’ I marvelled to which she nodded and smiled, then replied, ‘just you wait…’
I gently fucked her with one finger, curling up to tickle her g-spot for a while as I licked at her pussy and then picked it up with two fingers, amazed at how hot and wet she was and dying to be inside her.
‘Since you’ve, errm, waited so long, what’s your favourite position?’ I pressed, carefully milking her all the while.
‘Oh I don’t care, just give it to me,’ she laughed. Then her eyes bulged as I sat up and she got an eyeful of my swollen cock. ‘Now, fucking hell, give it here!’
Tight liquid silk; that first plunge so hot and smooth and inviting, daring me to just unload immediately. I didn’t want that. Whoever did? As soon as our pubic mounds rubbed together for the first time we both wanted it to stay there and never end.
Her long legs wrapped around me so easily as I felt her hips widen to accommodate me and before long the mischievour old teenage laughter was exchanged for heavy breathing, glazed eyes and sensuous kissing, her arms hung around my neck as I paced the thrusts of my stiffness to satisfy the urges she had suppressed for all these years.
She must have sensed that my back was starting to ache when she flipped over and wiggled her ass in front of me, telling me to fuck her deep and fast, so we amped it up and working up a sweat taking turns to thrust against each other. There’s just no feeling quite like seeing your cock sliding in and out of your friend to the soundtrack of her moans of approval, especially when you pull out once in a while to lick up the excess juices dripping from her pussy.
‘You weirdo,’ she remarked at that before I asked her to suck the come off my glistening cock. She hesitated for the slightest moment but upon looking at it straining for attention she didn’t think twice. Soon she had me on my back and was loving the taste of herself mixed with mine and I really wouldn’t have lasted much longer after ten minutes of that. The way she glided so easily up and down my shaft as it it were an ice lolly on a hot day.
By then we were both saturated in sweat. I ran a trail with my tongue from her belly to her tits and was content with sucking at them before she straddled me and began to ride me like crazy.
‘Just fucking come in me, i don’t mind,’ she panted, ‘get ready for it…’
My eyes were all but rolling back in my head as she rode me to orgasm but she was now so wet that I slid out and shot hot white come all over her belly. But sliding back down onto me she began grinding up and down onto me in a frenzy, convulsing and going out of her mind, riding me like a racehorse.
I was hard and still coming somehow, though I don’t think I had anything left to give, when all of a sudden would you believe it started to rain?
Charlie exploded, gushing and ejaculating all over the place-
Yeah, sure just call me The Sexorcist ha-ha-
She literally bathed me in her come, from my torso to my face, before collapsing on top of me. Two minutes later she was barely half-conscious when I finally found the word I was looking for…
‘What?!’
‘Huh?’ she murmured.
‘What was that?’ I asked.
‘Orgasm,’ she murmured and then smiled, her head rested on my chest.
‘Fucking hell…’
‘Fucking heaven…’